Literally Managing 23 – Organisation Development
Napoleon only saw his troops when they were in action or on parade before him when, buffed up and motivated, they looked and felt their best. He therefore tended to disregard the occasional honest reports on their condition that did reach him, and as he did not like to hear them, dismissed them as exaggerated scaremongering.
Adam Zamoyski
1812 – Napoleon’s Fatal March on Moscow
Harper Perennial 2005 p.192
I like our garden. It’s a fairly easy going natural thing, not too architectural, not too wild. Friends either love it or hate it. Carol says ‘You should enter your garden for the town competition’: Gavin says ‘There’s so much you could be doing with this lovely space.’
Outside the low wall which marks the southern boundary, all kinds of plants grow in the lane, plants that have escaped from our side and are on their slow way to somewhere with forged papers and no disguises.
We like that, it’s in the nature of the thing. The plants will colonise where they will given some helping hand from the soil and the weather.
We don’t like caged birds because restraining these wild animals is not in the nature of the thing. It’s not the way things are naturally supposed to be.
As a little reminder of the natural order, I’ve just put a campanula into a birdcage and placed it in the garden.

We all have an expectation of the way things are supposed to be and last week one of my natural expectations was bullied a bit. A UK Government Minister announced a consultation on the matter of the redefining of the concept of marriage. I know what a consultation is. It happens when people are offered the opportunity to contribute to all the thinking that goes into making a decision. A consultation is either a consultation or it is not. It cannot be a half hearted affair. It either is what it is or it isn’t.
If I tell the people at work that I am going to consult them on some changes, what is their expectation? It is surely that I am going to ask them and listen to them and then, and only then, I will make a decision.
The government ‘consultation’ was widely trailed and the fuss started as fuss always will with every government change. The fuss was so great that, I think, the Government was caught off guard. So the Minister involved had to change the words a little. Now she is telling us that the consultation is not on the decision, the decision is already made. The plan will go ahead. The consultation apparently is on the implementation of the decision.
My mother would have said, ‘Well, you’ve already made your mind up. There’s not much point in my getting involved now’. I think she’s right. What’s more important? The principle? Or the Implementation? Government’s don’t do things, other people have to put into practice what governments decide. So if I tell my workforce that this decision, that I have made, which seriously impacts upon your daily work, is made. Now tell me how we should make it work! Why should they? I’ve made the decision. I’ve just made my bed and told other people to lie in it!
How do you consult? After you have already decided? It won’t be long before your people know that your word consultation is not what they expect consultation to be, and you’ll be on your own.
Consultation has become one of the dirtiest words in organisation development.
Frank McConnell
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